May 13, 2005

i need a better filing system

Not a coherent post today, due to me actually doing some work for once! But this little collection of interesting bits and pieces has been building up on in my 'blog-bits' file for a week or so now. Time for a clear out... Oh, and before I forget, for the purposes of this blog, in a pathetic attempt to mask his real identity, Option Two will now be referred to as 'Jeff'. Naming him 'Jeff' isn't quite as odd as it might appear at first glance, but it is still a million miles away from his real name. And slightly less insulting than 'Option Two'.

5 Comments:

At 4:40 PM, Anonymous Chris said...

the surprising truth is that this is not the only recent story of gay penguins: link.
Not that this makes me look odd or anything.

 
At 6:14 PM, Anonymous Random Internet Bloke said...

The handbag is a fashion accessory. Also, if that is at Buckingham Palace, then she's at the "office" - home is Windsor. :)

 
At 7:42 PM, Blogger Jackson B said...

Even if she was at home, its a bloody big place so maybes she likes to keep her ipod & her lady stuff close at hand, so as to spare her a massive trek. After all, she's no spring chicken, and I doubt she's allowed to get one of them there Dame Thora stannah stairlift thingamajig, you know what with her housies being heritage sites or what have you...

 
At 7:42 PM, Blogger Jackson B said...

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At 7:53 PM, Blogger Cas said...

But she's the queen - shouldn't she have people to, you know, fetch and carry things for her? I'm sure Victoria never worried about porting round assorted 'ladies stuff'. Not very regal daaaaaaahling.
Can't see old queenie with an iPod somehow.

Ok, so now I can. And a very incongruous image it is too.
You know the scene in Blade Trinity where Whistler's daughter is fighting the vamps at the end whilst listening to tracks on the trusty 'pod? (We will ignore for now the fact that the bleeding headphones don't even stay in when I'm on the X-trainer, let alone dusting vamps). Well, insert the Queen in the place of Whistler's daughter...

I did say it was slightly incongruous.

 

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