April 28, 2005

i think the phrase rhymes with 'clucking bell'

There is no god.*
Really, and truly, we are alone in the universe. My proof? The following news story. Apparently, Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code was just named book of the year at the British Book Awards. Yes, we truly do live in interesting and wonderous times when The Man Who Can't Write For Toffee (tm) (aka Brown), has one of his most execrable creations named book of the year.

Now if you will excuse me, I am going to go and throw myself out of the window in despair.

*To those not totally familiar with me and my style, apologies to any religious minded folks out there. I mean, as ever, only loving disrespect, not offense with anything I say.

7 Comments:

At 6:12 PM, Anonymous Random Internet Bloke said...

ummmm.... do you really want us to guess the meaning behind the headline????

BTW, check this link out: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=621&item=7315490979&rd=1

;)

 
At 9:27 AM, Blogger Cas said...

Yes.

 
At 1:50 PM, Anonymous Random Internet Blokie said...

Blackadder?

 
At 2:45 PM, Blogger Cas said...

*applause*

 
At 3:13 PM, Anonymous Random Internet Bloke said...

Woohoo! I won! I won!

.....what did I win????

 
At 3:22 PM, Blogger Cas said...

*hunts around on her desk*

This!

*brandishes a fresh haddock*

 
At 4:35 PM, Anonymous Random Internet Bloke said...

Are you going to hand deliver it? :D

 

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